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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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snorlaxatives:

has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like

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yooooo

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yoooooooOOOOOOO

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yooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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acciowine:

Keep your wallet tight and your asshole tighter.

(via thedauntlessbrave)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

(via marcusandhisblog)

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

(via romancingthelookingglass)

crydaisy:

this is important to me

(via straight-up-waify)

tastefullyoffensive:

Pets Who Are Terrible at Hide and Seek [via]

Previously: Kids Who Are Terrible at Hide and Seek

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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(via thingsishouldnottype)